Illustrated Meme: Awkward Things

A friend of mine studying in Japan at the moment, Cake, decided to start a meme based on the book Makura no Sōshi also known as The Pillow Book. Scattered throughout the book are many lists, which sound almost poetic. The aim of the meme is basically to just write lists, and as a list loving person I’ve decided to take this up and see how I go. The themes are (in no particular order):

  • Annoying things
  • Awkward things
  • Splendid things
  • Squalid things
  • Depressing things
  • Hateful things
  • Elegant things
  • Rare things
  • Embarrassing things
  • Adorable things
  • Surprising and distressing things
  • Things that cannot be compared
  • Things that give a pathetic impression
  • Things that make the heart beat faster
  • Things that gain by being depicted in a painting
  • Things that lose by being depicted in a painting
  • Things that give a clean feeling
  • Things that give an unclean feeling
  • Things that are distant though near
  • Things that are near though distant
  • Things that should be large
  • Things that should be short
  • Things that arouse a fond memory of the past
  • Things that give a hot feeling
  • Things that have lost their power
  • Things that are unpleasant to see

I’m terrible at poetry, but have been meaning to make myself draw on a more regular basis – so my lists will be short, but illustrated with cartoons! Here’s my awkward things:


I’ll try making the next one a little longer! Feel free to join in the meme (illustrated or no) if you feel the urge!

Guest post on JeffHa.com

Gingerbread house family

I have a guest post up on my fiance’s foodie blog, JeffHa.com! In it I’ve detailed my weekend experiment with making mini gingerbread houses, until settling on the perfect size to have with a cup of tea. This project is small, fiddly and a mashup of baking and crafting processes – so definitely up my alley. I’ll do another guest post with the final recipe, template and construction details when I make a full batch for a Christmas party in a few weeks. Please go take a look!

Canon Photo5

Partly because I love getting interesting stuff in the mail, I signed up for Canon’s Photo5 competition this year. For those who haven’t seen it before, participants are sent a little brown box with various items that need to be used in photographs according to 5 different briefs. This year’s briefs used an eyedropper (for a closeup), confetti (for motion), bubblegum (for a portrait), incense (for a black and white shot), and a really annoying sound file (for a photo inspired by the sound). My dabbling in photography so far has been mainly portraits and landscapes without much direction in mind, so this was a pretty big challenge for me! So here’s what I came up with:

#1: Eyedropper/Closeup

I decided to attempt a macro for this one, despite the fact that I lack a macro lens. Instead I taped my 18-55mm lens onto my camera backwards and worked with that.

Closeup

Closeup

The result is the ability to get really close up, with a very very shallow depth of field – which is probably why my shots came out somewhat unfocused. I played around with various liquids before settling on using a wineglass with some oil, balsamic vinegar and washing detergent dripped into it. Not the most creative entry for this brief, but I think the reverse lens macro is something I’ll have to play around with again sometime!

#2: Bubblegum/Portrait

I had various ideas for this one, mostly involving people blowing bubbles, but balked at the idea when I saw how many people were doing the same thing with much better execution than I’d manage! After playing around with some self portraits and unsuccessful attempts to blow bubbles (never managed it, even as a kid… and the stuff is so disgusting!) I settled on a concept that covered most of my face and didn’t require me to chew the stuff anymore.

Man I hate gum

I wish I’d taken a photo of my setup – it involved gum stuck to the underside of our coffee table, me leaning right over the table quickly pressing the remote then posing, my camera sitting on a precarious assortment of boxes and books, flash wired and pointed at my face from bottom left. Good times.

#3: Incense/Black & White

Smoke photography is so interesting! I followed this tutorial and took hundreds of shots before deciding on the final one. Lacking some of the necessary equipment (such as a light stand and snoot) I had to do a bit of ghetto improvisation – and was surprised by how well it worked! The smoke makes lots of interesting shapes, but I wanted to use the curves of the smoke to create a feminine figure, a genie. I took an image that I could sort of see the figure in and manipulated and painted bits in Photoshop to get the effect I was after. I think is my favourite of the five final submissions.

Jinn

#4: Confetti/Movement

As Canon decided to give me a tiny packet of offcuts for the confetti theme, I ended up hand punching hundreds of little circles out of blue tissue. It worked out well in the end though, as I wanted to give the effect of falling rain or snow, with the clay mouse taking shelter under a clay mushroom. My original idea was to do this shot out on some grass, but lacking a backyard or the desire to clean up tons of confetti outside I settled for using a fleece blanket as a backdrop. This one took quite a few shots and a bit of mashing up in Photoshop as I had some trouble with the timing, but it got there in the end. I’m still finding random pieces of confetti around my apartment.

Shelter from the snow

#5: Inspired by Sound

Okay, I admit my entry for this brief sucks because I was not inspired at all by the sound, and just wanted to get something up there so I could say I completed all the briefs. I went straight for the obvious and the easy – that is, associating the noise to falling and gravity. This is the same apple held up with clear thread and photographed in different positions

Gravity

Considering I usually do cosplay portraits and holiday happy snaps, this contest was definitely a welcome challenge for me. Definitely entering next year! The finalists are up if you want to get your vote in.

JeffHa.com is up!

Last week The Boy and I launched his new blog! He’s a bit of a foodie so the blog will mainly be restaurant reviews, recipes, and other food related fun. I had a lot of fun doing up the design, and it also features my attempts at food photography. If you’re into food at all please check it out! He’s a first time blogger so I’m sure he’ll appreciate any encouragement.

Jeff the Chef

I also made him an Iron Chef Halloween outfit, how awesome am I?

Not sure if anyone would be interested, but I might do a post on some of the new features of WordPress I experimented with for this design – namely the featured image (which I’ve used as background feature images on posts on the home page) and post types (which I ended up not going with for this blog, but am starting to use more in other jobs). More geekery to come!

Tutorial – Making the IE Voodoo Doll

This is a repost from Oct 10, 2007, back by popular demand. Enjoy!

I’ve posted up my Internet Explorer voodoo doll in a few places and have gotten such a great response! It’s beautiful to see how many of us are united in our hate for this browser T-T

I’ve also had quite a few requests to sell them, but for several reasons this probably isn’t a good idea. So instead I’ve made a nice easy tutorial for you to make one of your own. This pattern is very easily and doesn’t have to be neat, so if you’re thinking making your own IE plush to stab is too meduch work just think of how satisfied you will feel maiming it when it’s done!

Difficulty: Easy!

Time: ~30-60mins, depending on how fast you can hand-stitch

File: download pattern (pdf)

Size ~8x8cm

You will need:

  • The pattern, printed and cut out
  • Some blue felt (I got some cheap-and-nasty felt for this purpose from Crazy Clarks for 60 cents, for all you Perthies)
  • Threads – blue and a contrasting colour
  • A needle
  • Reasonably sharp scissors
  • Something to draw on the felt with
  • Something to stuff the voodoo doll with (I’m just using felt scraps)

Trace the pattern onto the felt using a marker, then cut it out. If you’re lazy like me just trace on the pattern once then fold the material and cut both sides out at once.

The middle bit is a bit hard (well I thought it was anyway), but its easiest to just fold the material in half and cut it out that way, then tidy up as necessary.

If you’re like me and just like to put faces on everything, this is the time to do it. Grab the needle and white thread and sew on a nice dead face. To do this, I just bring through the needle from behind so that the knot will be hidden later, and stitch the eyes in two big crosses, going over them twice so they’re nice and bold. The mouth is just a big line with some smaller stitches on each side to emphasis the sad face. Obviously you don’t have to follow the same facial expression as mine, just make sure you don’t make it too cute to stab or it will defeat the purpose!

Now for the main stitching. Start with the inner part of the ‘e’ first, so you can do the rest in a continuous thread after. This type of stitching (which probably has a name, I just don’t know what it is) is really easy and fast to do. Just bring the thread through both pieces from behind, then bring it through again a few millimeters further across and pull it through, so it creates a loop over the edge of both pieces. Ideally the stitches should all be parallel to each other like |||| or \\\\, but since you’re making this guy to stab and maim it doesn’t matter too much. Personally I think that the dodgey construction simply enhances the metaphor.

After you’ve done the middle part, get a nice long thread and stitch the outside. Start somewhere along the left side of the ‘e’ and go almost all the way around. When you get to about 5cm from where you started, stop.

Now for the stuffing. I’m just using leftover felt scraps, but it is a bit tedious to cut up so if you’re stretched for time it might be best to just get some stuffing wool. If you are using felt scraps remember to cut up the pieces quite small or it will be hard to stuff and will end up really lumpy rather than nice and fat and stab-able. Some parts are a bit hard to get to so use something thin like a pencil or the back of a paintbrush to get it in.

Once you’re finished stuffing just sew up the gap using the same stitching method, and you’re done!

And because by the time I finished it was too dark to take a decent photo, here’s one I made earlier:

Good luck! And if anyone actually does this tutorial I’d love to see photos of how it turned out :)